1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,160 The last thing that I need is for my name to be attached to a school 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,200 like Waterloo Road. But that's exactly why you need to do it. 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,760 This would be a chance to restore your reputation. 4 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,360 WHISTLE BLOWS Pause! Pause! 5 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,800 SHOUTING AND TYRES SCREECHING 6 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,280 Where's the car? Let me out! 7 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,960 What are you saying? That he's actually mine? 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,080 You can move in with me. What about Tommy and Izzy? 9 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:26,520 I expect you to respect our policies. 10 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:29,080 Now, if you can't do that, find another school. 11 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,240 You had a boyfriend in New Zealand? Girlfriend. 12 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:33,400 Oh, you're a lesbian? Not a fan of labels. 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,600 Neil, I'm pregnant. 14 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,560 I can go get you some ice if you need it that bad. 15 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:37,680 She's having the baby! 16 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:38,760 THEY GASP 17 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,360 SCREAMING 18 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,920 Oh, this is mad! 19 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,200 You're a controlling, lying narcissist. 20 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,320 Libby, I have to ask, has Jared ever hurt you? No. 21 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:49,760 You made me feel like I'm nothing. 22 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,440 Sometimes I need a bit of space. 23 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,640 Have all the space you want. Jared! HORN BLARES 24 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:54,960 TYRES SCREECH 25 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,440 It didn't feel like love, it felt like prison. 26 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,680 GLASS SHATTERS 27 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,120 Look what you made me do. 28 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,000 Where's Stella? Back stairwell. 29 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,680 It was my mum, Gemma Neville. 30 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:06,960 You're dead to me. 31 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,040 Schuey! Don't. 32 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,440 Are you secretly into bad boys? I'm into secret good boys. 33 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,000 I've been listening to that one on repeat. 34 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,120 Give it a go yourself. 35 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,600 Stella Drake? Mr Rimmer? Just call me Jack. 36 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,040 I've always believed that schools should be a sanctuary. 37 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,120 But the school gate isn't a boundary any more, is it? 38 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,000 I'll take the job. Are you sure? No. 39 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,400 Wow. 40 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,560 I could not be more proud. 41 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,760 Thanks, Dad. 42 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:11,960 Everyone should feel safe here. 43 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,080 Can't believe you persuaded the school to do it. 44 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,160 After you. 45 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:20,120 your car down the road? 46 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:29,040 without a cause? 47 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,680 that I'm falling for? 48 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,400 Pfft! What is it, Bring Your Grandkids To Work Day? 49 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,360 without a cause? 50 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:48,920 that I'm falling for? 51 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:54,960 SHARP INHALATION 52 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,920 without a cause? 53 00:02:57,920 --> 00:03:00,600 that I'm falling for? 54 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:28,440 CHATTER 55 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,560 This is proper lush, this. 56 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,200 Can I do a...? No. CAMERA CLICKS 57 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,960 And can you put that away, please? 58 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,280 Don't get used to it. 59 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,840 We'll probably be in a different school next week. 60 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:41,240 How many times do I have to say this, Ben? 61 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,920 This is not a temporary arrangement. HE SCOFFS 62 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:45,440 As long as your mum... 63 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,960 It's OK. You're allowed to say it. 64 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:51,000 "Sectioned". 65 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,880 You'll stay with me and we have to make this work. 66 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,320 Shut up! Beg your pardon? 67 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,040 This is so me. Like, this couldn't be more me. 68 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,960 Right. Well, I'm afraid that's been cast. 69 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,520 Well, yeah, but that's before I got here. 70 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,280 You're the headteacher, right? 71 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,800 You must be able to do something. Pull some strings? 72 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:14,040 We make this work by not expecting special treatment. 73 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,800 But I am special. You can ask the drama teacher at my last school. 74 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,600 I was Beauty AND the Beast. 75 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,680 True story. OK, Hope. We get it. You're the head teacher, 76 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:28,200 and we'll be treated like every other pupil you're not related to. 77 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:31,160 But don't expect me to play by the rules just cos I'm your grandson. 78 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,080 OK. Can you stop with the attitude, Ben? 79 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,400 Look, I know this is going to be difficult at first, 80 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,920 but if you want to fit in, 81 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,520 you're probably best that you don't stand out. 82 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,160 Yeah. Good luck with that. 83 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,120 Mic test. One, two. One, two. 84 00:04:57,760 --> 00:04:59,640 and we're kicking down doors 85 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,200 fighting in brawls 86 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,000 How the demon falls 87 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,320 When all else fails 88 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,320 MUFFLED MUSIC 89 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,920 Cross we wear 90 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,600 we find in prayer 91 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,280 with a story to tell 92 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,960 Bro! Come on, man. 93 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:30,360 Mate, that was proper, man! You smashed it right up, man. 94 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,440 And the performance in assembly later? 95 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:35,160 You're going to do it all over again. Yeah. 96 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:39,120 That was epic. Very impressive, lads. 97 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,440 What you doing? Why are you here? 98 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,040 You could have just watched the live stream. 99 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,320 Because, Schuey, that was amazing. You sounded so good. 100 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,480 All right, you lot, let's get you to where you need to be, please. 101 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,520 And quickly, please. No hanging around in corridors. 102 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:04,040 Bro, chill out, man. Nerves are good, all right? 103 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,240 If you ain't nervous, you ain't feeling it. 104 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,800 Cat Guthrie, give yourself a big pat on the back. 105 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,360 If Neil had his way, it'd be called the Cat Guthrie Rainbow Walkway. 106 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,920 You cannot blame a dad for being proud of his daughter, right? 107 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,760 This was her brainchild, this. Good morning. 108 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,160 Hiya. This is great, isn't it? Yeah. 109 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,400 This says that this school is inclusive. 110 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:33,400 All are welcome and everyone should feel safe here. 111 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,840 Pupils must feel comfortable talking to us. 112 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:38,480 Yeah, but do we feel comfortable talking to them, Stella? 113 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,280 Sorry to interrupt, but, er... 114 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,200 ..I have no idea where I'm supposed to be going. 115 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,760 Ah, good morning, Jack. Hi. Hiya. Hiya. 116 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,160 I think we're done here. 117 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,560 Joseph, could you show Jack to his new office, please? 118 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,040 It's the old prayer room. 119 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Follow me. 120 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,840 Mr Donovan. 121 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,360 Hey. Sorry. You got that "new starter" look about you. 122 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,160 Perky and excited? Yeah, that's some very strong coffee. 123 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,520 HE LAUGHS I'm sorry. Mr Charles. I teach PE. 124 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,200 Word in the staffroom is you came from Hyde Park Academy. 125 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,840 Well, I think you'll find our students are 126 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,360 a little bit more challenging. Ah, I'm always up for a challenge. 127 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,680 You must be if you've come from Hyde Park to Waterloo. 128 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:23,480 Yeah, well, I like to change things up. 129 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,480 And, um... 130 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,400 Well, a messy break-up was making the staffroom a little bit tense. 131 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,720 Yeah, I've been there, mate. 132 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,960 I am never dating a colleague ever again. 133 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,080 Shirt, please. Sorry, Sir. 134 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,880 Something tells me that this is definitely the school for you. 135 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,120 Really? Staffroom? Yes, please, mate. 136 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,440 Yeah? Come with me. 137 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:49,840 I'm not sure whether kids have grown or I've shrunk. 138 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,840 I don't remember 'em being that big a few years ago. 139 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:57,000 There's so many slogans. How could you not be inspired? 140 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,200 Slightly different to what's written in the toilets. 141 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,240 Ah! This is, er, your new home. 142 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,840 Somebody else's old home? Yeah. It's not your problem. 143 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,760 Um... 144 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,800 But, yeah, it might be someone else's. 145 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,360 I'll, um... I'll let you... 146 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,600 ..get settled in. 147 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,120 Er...right. 148 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,640 And research that we got back from the trust 149 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,640 tells us that parents prefer non-religious schools. 150 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:35,680 So, in short, the emphasis is on getting bodies through the door. 151 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:39,080 OK. Secondly, um, as you all know, this morning, 152 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,800 er, we're setting aside lesson time 153 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,400 to focus on healthy relationship education. 154 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:46,720 Mistakes were made last term. What happened to Libby Guthrie 155 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:49,200 must never be repeated in this school again. 156 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:53,200 I missed things and I'm determined not to miss them again. 157 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,400 Thank you. 158 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:56,240 She's doing OK now. 159 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,960 She should be back in school soon. 160 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:02,000 A mother and a daughter? Mate, I had no idea, honestly. 161 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,880 When you're ready, Mr Charles. Sorry, er... 162 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,360 Look at you, eyeing the fresh meat. 163 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,000 Well, let's face it, 164 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,960 all the other meat round 'ere is well past its sell-by date. 165 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,800 This is Darius Donovan. 166 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:19,240 He will be joining us as our new creative arts teacher. 167 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,000 We teach creative arts? 168 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,480 Also known as the much-maligned "media studies". 169 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,560 THEY LAUGH 170 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,800 Not as maligned as PE, though. 171 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,080 I hope that you'll all make him feel very welcome 172 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,720 and help him should he need it. 173 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,240 And I will definitely need it. 174 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,880 THEY CHUCKLE 175 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,800 So sorry. 176 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:38,160 Showed Jack his new cage. Rawr! 177 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,480 This is Mr Casey. He's our deputy head. 178 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,840 Joseph, this is Darius Donovan, our new creative arts teacher. Hiya. 179 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,400 It's a pleasure. Sorry. That was... 180 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,240 And another not-so-new member of staff 181 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:49,760 that really deserves a mention is Marc Todd. 182 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:51,560 Marc has been shortlisted 183 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,680 for the North-West Teacher of the Year Award. 184 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,040 Wow. What's the prize if you win? 185 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,400 A year off. 186 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,040 THEY LAUGH 187 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:00,240 From everybody here, a sincere well done 188 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,560 and a round of embarrassing applause, I hope. 189 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:12,160 Yep, definitely embarrassing. 190 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,400 During his first week, 191 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,120 Mr Donovan will be shadowing experienced members of staff. 192 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:18,200 Oh! What have you done to deserve that?! 193 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,400 I'm looking forward to it. See how you do things around here. 194 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,760 Well, Neil can show you how to teach the Battle of Hastings 195 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,880 whilst kids take each other's eyes out for real. 196 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,160 EMBARRASSED LAUGHTER 197 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,200 And today, you have hit the jackpot, 198 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,480 because you will be shadowing our Teacher of the Year nominee. 199 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:35,840 Well, if you are going to learn, then you learn from the best. 200 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,720 BELL RINGS 201 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,720 So this is the school's updated behavioural policy. 202 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,640 There you go. You're welcome. 203 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,120 I'm Mr Donovan, and congratulations, 204 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,040 cos this year I am your form teacher. 205 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:58,840 So, if you have any problems at all, 206 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,960 we can discuss them here in form period 207 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,800 before your first lesson of the day. 208 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,880 What do you actually teach, Sir? 209 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:08,240 Well, I can't see any Bunsen burners. 210 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:11,240 So shall we say media studies? KIDS LAUGH 211 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,520 Yeah, and you can do all your jokes now, 212 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,440 cos I've heard every one of them before. 213 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,560 "Mickey Mouse subject", ha-ha-ha. 214 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,400 I LOVE Disney, me. 215 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,040 Oh, come on. It's an easy subject, though, to get a GCSE. 216 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,680 Well, no, it's not. If you study the media, 217 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:27,120 you're going to learn about narratives, agendas. 218 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,840 You're going to learn how stories are spun in the modern world. 219 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,760 Oh, wow. That's so exciting. 220 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,840 CHUCKLING 221 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,560 Well, let me give you an example question, then. 222 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,200 So, when we were sent to fight in Iraq, 223 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,440 would you say it was the media that pushed the narrative 224 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:40,160 of weapons of mass destruction? 225 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,880 When we were sent to fight? 226 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,880 What regiment were you in, Sir? 227 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,720 Er, I was with the Royal Marines. 228 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,520 Seriously? 229 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,480 You? You were in the Marines? 230 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,600 I was, yeah. I retrained as a teacher 231 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,520 when I was released from the service, 232 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,560 cos it's a much safer profession... 233 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,160 ..on the whole. You look like you're going to be trouble. 234 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,520 CHUCKLING 235 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:33,160 So the, er...the prayer room - is that getting a new home as well? 236 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,160 No, there's not going to be a prayer room any more. 237 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,960 The trust wants us to cut out religion 238 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,760 to appeal to a wider group of parents. 239 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,640 OK, well, you might not want to hear this, 240 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,760 but you do realise that religion is still important to some pupils? 241 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,680 Like Schuey? Well, not just him. 242 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:50,680 I mean, there are other kids with different religions in this school. 243 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,120 I know, but the trust believes that this decision 244 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,320 will increase the numbers overall. 245 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,720 And these decisions that they're making, you're backing them? 246 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:01,080 Look, you're in danger of making this personal, Joseph. 247 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,080 When you walk into this place, any feelings that you have, 248 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,120 you have to leave them at the door. 249 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,320 Sorry. Is that what you're doing with Ben and Hope? 250 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,200 Well, I have to, because when they're here, 251 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:15,080 they're not family members. They're just pupils in this school. 252 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,200 Well...also... 253 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:21,520 ..Schuey and Tyler are meant to be doing their thing in assembly. 254 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:24,640 All right, which is fine. Well, is it? 255 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,280 It's just... 256 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:29,160 ..their thing is a rap with quite a few 257 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,520 not-so-subtle religious connotations in it. 258 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,440 I mean, it's not the Lord's Prayer, but... 259 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,240 Well, then you probably know what I'm going to say next. 260 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,600 If you need me to tell him... 261 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:45,720 No, no, no. I can, er... I can tell him the good news. Right. 262 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,520 How do you think of these lyrics? 263 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:00,080 SHE LAUGHS 264 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:01,960 Yo. Yo! 265 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,920 Off. That's enough, ladies. 266 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,960 OK. So, I think most of us heard Mr Weever's work this morning, 267 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:14,240 and I'm sure I'm not the only one who was rather impressed. 268 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,040 Can we just get on with the lesson, please, Miss? 269 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,880 Well, it's funny, because my musical career began in church too. 270 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,240 Gospel music was a big inspiration for me. 271 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,480 Whoa-whoa-whoa. Rewind. 272 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,880 Did you just say church? Oh, my God, he's a choirboy. Wow. 273 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,600 It's nothing to be embarrassed about, Schuey. 274 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,520 Wait. So hang on. You're, like, a religious rapper? 275 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,480 Christian and rap? Is there even a word for that? 276 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,880 What's it called again...? 277 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,280 I think it's, um... 278 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,600 .."Crap". 279 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,440 LAUGHTER All right, that's enough. 280 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,840 Er, Miss, can I borrow Schuey for a moment? 281 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,200 Of course. 282 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,680 I don't think he's enjoying the limelight. 283 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,360 Bye! See ya! 284 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,600 Ladies, if you can't be respectful, 285 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,600 then I will remove you from the class. 286 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,480 Are you OK? Yeah, yeah. 287 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,800 What's up? 288 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,600 Well, there's no easy way to put this, 289 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,440 so I'm just going to have to come out with it. The, um... 290 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:14,040 The performance. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I get it. 291 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,600 Really? Yeah. 292 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,000 They want us to tone things down, don't they? Well, no worries. 293 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,760 We've got other stuff we can use, so it's all good. 294 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,720 No, it's not all good, mate. 295 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,880 They're actually pulling the assembly. 296 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,480 Yeah, I know, I know. I'm as angry as you are. 297 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,240 No, I'm not angry. 298 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,440 It's just, the trust, they... 299 00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,640 Sir. It's fine. 300 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,960 Are we done? We're done. 301 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,640 So today's lesson will be slightly different. 302 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:53,320 Today, we're going to be concentrating solely on PSHE. 303 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,320 Like, seriously, are we back in Year Four or summat? 304 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,720 Sir, do we have to learn how to hold hands? 305 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,480 Or is it just sex? 306 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,000 No, it's not just sex, Izzy. 307 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,160 What are you even doing? A lesson we don't need to be doing. 308 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:10,000 We will be talking about healthy relationships. 309 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,320 Is this because of what happened to your daughter, Sir? 310 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,000 Well, it is to make sure that that kind of thing never happens again. 311 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,720 Pretty easy. Avoid weirdo controlling creeps. 312 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,720 We will also be talking about how to recognise the signs. 313 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,640 Oh, did you not see the signs, Sir? 314 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,760 That big mouth, why don't you just shut it? 315 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,920 Cat, pack it in. Who are you actually talking to? You. 316 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,160 I'm talking to you. 317 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,640 Ain't you got some stupid rainbow you need paint? 318 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,640 Oh, cos inclusion's stupid, is it? 319 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,840 If you're so desperate to be included, then, yeah, it is. 320 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,240 Right, cut it out! 321 00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,520 Or you'll be paying a visit to Mrs Drake. 322 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,880 That is not a good start to the morning, is it? 323 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:52,480 BELL RINGS 324 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,200 HE SNEEZES 325 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,400 Bless you, Sir. Again. 326 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,440 Thank you, Declan. Again. 327 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,720 Are you OK, Sir? You look...ill as. 328 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,600 Nothing a little pick-me-up won't fix. 329 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:09,960 Come on, back to your work. 330 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,400 We had to do all this relationship stuff at my last school. 331 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,360 One time we had to do a trust fall. 332 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:19,320 A kid ended up with a fractured skull. True story. 333 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,760 Are you Miss Drake's grandkid? 334 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,600 Bet you get proper privileges. 335 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,120 Oh, yeah. Totally. 336 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,160 She's wrapped right round my middle finger. 337 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,720 Right. I just have to go and grab some more books. 338 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,360 I'll be two minutes. 339 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:39,600 Remember, Mr Donovan is observing, and he sees everything. 340 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,080 HE SNEEZES 341 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,800 Yeah, while you're out there, Sir, 342 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,160 do you want to bring back some masks for me and the class? 343 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,640 KIDS LAUGH 344 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,600 BELL RINGS 345 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,320 This is what cancelling feels like. 346 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,240 First they took away the prayer room 347 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,080 and now they're saying you can't do your performance. 348 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,640 Yeah, we're being censored cos we're Christian. 349 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,120 And we haven't even done anything wrong. 350 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,360 Schuey, you don't seem to care. 351 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,000 Yeah, I mean... 352 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,680 ..what's the point? 353 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,440 Fighting back, sticking up for what you believe in. 354 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,800 We're being told that this is a more inclusive school, 355 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,520 but we're not being included. 356 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,960 Whatever. 357 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,560 You might be too embarrassed to do anything, 358 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,440 but I can't sit around and do nothing. 359 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,440 HE SNEEZES 360 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,560 God, I should've gone full hazmat suit today. 361 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,400 Here y'are, Mr Todd. 362 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,120 That should sort you out. A bit of vitamin C for you. 363 00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,840 Thanks, I think. 364 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,280 Oh, here she is. 365 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,440 Waterloo Road's hardest-working teacher. 366 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,760 And Waterloo Road's hardest-working dinner lady. 367 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,560 Right. Um, I'm going to crack on. 368 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:22,520 Oh, I love Nicky. 369 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:26,120 I mean, that's what's so great about working at Waterloo Road, you know. 370 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,080 Nobody really looks down on the, um... 371 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,480 ..the help. 372 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,640 "The help"? 373 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,400 Um...my mum was a dinner lady. Oh. 374 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,840 Oh, no. No. 375 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,600 Right, I didn't mean anything by it. 376 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,880 I mean, being a dinner lady, it's like... 377 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,480 My mum wasn't a dinner lady. 378 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,600 Oh! That is not even nearly funny. 379 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,880 Shadowing Mr Todd has made you mean. 380 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,200 How many times have you fell asleep in his lesson this morning? 381 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,800 Now, I think there's a bit of professional rivalry creeping in. 382 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,560 No. I just, you know, 383 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:04,040 like to think that my lessons offer something a bit different. 384 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,680 When I'm actually teaching what I get paid to teach. 385 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,160 Ah, you're not a fan of PSHE, then? No. 386 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,640 I'll be honest, in this day and age, 387 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,480 I actually think it's really important. 388 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,360 Really? Mm-hm. 389 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,320 Well, why don't you teach it for me, then? 390 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,960 With pleasure. 391 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,000 We'll just have to find a way to get you away from Teacher of the Year. 392 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,880 Yo. 393 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:36,600 Agnes is proper on my case, man. I haven't even done anything. 394 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,840 Maybe that's the point. What? 395 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,120 But maybe she's expecting too much. 396 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:44,800 If you are embarrassed... I'm not. Cos I was too, at first. 397 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,240 But I get it, mate. This is all pretty new to you. 398 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:52,760 OK. So me not kicking off about things - 399 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,720 that's the problem? That means I don't believe? 400 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,280 I'm not gonna lie. 401 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:01,160 It took me proper time to work it all out. 402 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,320 To realise who I really am. 403 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,320 Well, I know who I am. 404 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,600 I'm me. I'm Schuey Weever. 405 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,120 I'm a Christian. 406 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,880 And no-one gets in my face and tells me to quiet down. 407 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,360 Sounds to me like the fighter is back, man. 408 00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:20,400 Mm. 409 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,160 Never went away. 410 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,480 BELL RINGS 411 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:38,160 DOOR OPENS 412 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:42,480 DOOR CLOSES 413 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:48,120 The chair is usually more comfortable. 414 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,760 It's not about comfort. 415 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,720 OK. 416 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,240 So, what is it about, then? 417 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,880 The school is trying to silence religion. 418 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,640 We won't let it. 419 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,240 "We"? Are there more of you under the desk? 420 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,520 So I'm guessing this is some form of protest, then. 421 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,240 And you can't stop me. 422 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,040 I know my rights. 423 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,040 When we used to protest, 424 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,240 most of us didn't know what we were protesting about. 425 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,440 It was just a chance to get out of lessons. 426 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,960 I'm protesting about God being silenced. 427 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,440 And I'm not moving. 428 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,480 OK. 429 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,400 Well, then, um...? 430 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,320 Agnes. 431 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,960 But my name doesn't matter. 432 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,080 I've got a meeting. 433 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,200 So for now, Agnes, I'll leave you to it. 434 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,720 To be continued. 435 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,000 OK. Given what we've just discussed, 436 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,400 I'd like you to write down ten of your needs, 437 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,520 without which you would not be happy. 438 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,720 Um... My phone? KIDS TITTER 439 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,840 Write them down. 440 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,880 But let's try and think outside of the phone box, OK? 441 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,200 Are you feeling better, sir? 442 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,120 I'm feeling a lot better. Thank you, Shola. 443 00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:25,320 Aw. Your needs are important to us, sir. 444 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,720 So if you want to go and have a lie down, then, you know... 445 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,520 Again, I appreciate your concern. 446 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,840 But thanks to Mr Paracetamol and his good friend, Caffeine, 447 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,600 I am good to go. 448 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,840 Hmm. 449 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:38,320 DOOR OPENS 450 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,440 Sorry to interrupt, Mr Todd, 451 00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,920 but I was just wondering if I could steal Mr Donovan. 452 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,320 Really? 453 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,280 Miss Chandra mentioned me talking to her class about 454 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,560 some of my experiences about how relationships 455 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,080 are forged in the Armed Forces. 456 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,560 Well, then, that's fine with me, as long as you've no objections. 457 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,080 Yeah, always happy to help. 458 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:58,880 Cheers. 459 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:00,840 You took your time. Thank you, Mr Todd. 460 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,960 So pin a little Post-it Note in your brain - 461 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:12,040 next Tuesday, first rehearsal for the musical. 462 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,960 Miss. So are you in charge of the musical? 463 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,520 Yes. It appears I did something terrible in a previous life. 464 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,080 And all the roles, they've been cast already? 465 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,160 They have indeed. 466 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,200 And I'd like to tell you, it was an easy process, but... 467 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,840 So put me in it. 468 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,440 I sing, I dance, I act, whatever. Do you want to see my running man? 469 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,240 Not right now, but thank you. 470 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,480 I was a king in my school Nativity. 471 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,400 All three of us were different Elvises. 472 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,520 That was stupid. 473 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,120 So what we're going to be doing today... 474 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,320 You know Mrs Drake's my nan. Oooh! 475 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:48,160 I do. And you know she has been very firm 476 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,520 on not giving you or your brother preferential treatment. 477 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,000 Totally. And that's cool. 478 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,320 But maybe if you would just hear me sing. 479 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,360 Do you know The Pirates Of Penzance? 480 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,200 Is that a prequel? 481 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,960 Me and my mum knew all the songs off by heart. 482 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,360 Do not start to sing. 483 00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:06,040 I'm well allergic to cringe. 484 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,760 of a modern Major-General 485 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,160 Please make it stop. 486 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,720 Oh, my days. Zayne! 487 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,160 Boo! Declan, pack it in! 488 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,080 OK, that's enough. 489 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,840 And this can stop now. 490 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,480 Thank you for that impromptu display, Hope. 491 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,400 But there is a time and a place, 492 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,720 and neither of those are here or now. 493 00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,040 Yeah, it's a proper no from me. 494 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,640 LAUGHTER 495 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,440 So... 496 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,960 ..today we will be working on your compositions. 497 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,160 Sir! Sir! Sir, sir, sir. Yes? 498 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,320 Have you ever killed anyone? Ashton! 499 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,240 What?! Miss, you said we could ask anything. 500 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,200 And how does that relate to mutual respect and tolerance? 501 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,280 HE SNIGGERS 502 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,360 Sorry, do you want to offer something on the subject? 503 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,520 Me? 504 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,040 I've got nothing to offer no-one, mate. 505 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,920 It's not mate. It's Sir. 506 00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:01,320 And in battle, it's imperative you respect your enemy. 507 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,160 Being in the army teaches you many things - 508 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,040 courage, discipline, integrity, loyalty. 509 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,520 BELL RINGS 510 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,880 OK. So, if you could close your books, please, class, 511 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,480 and leave them on your desk. 512 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,720 Great discussion. 513 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,600 Thank you. 514 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,040 I think that's a five-star review. 515 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,600 Is that from them or from you? 516 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,880 Let's just say I might have to use you again. 517 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,200 Already looking forward to being used again. 518 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,560 Let's get to work. 519 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,120 What the hell is that? 520 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,320 What does it look like? 521 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:16,880 "Not inclusive". 522 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,360 What are you even talking about? 523 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:19,480 We're talking the truth. 524 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,320 Aw. Did someone stop you doing your tragic little rap? 525 00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,760 It wasn't tragic. 526 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:25,440 Nobody was going to stop you 527 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,320 doing your pretty little rainbow, were they? 528 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,360 Obviously you hate the rainbow. 529 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,080 Typical homophobe. 530 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,720 Sorry, but I'm homophobic because I believe in God? 531 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,880 No, you're homophobic because you're a bigot. 532 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,800 Whoa! You can't call him that. 533 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,000 I just did. 534 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,160 And who opened your mouth again, Dizzy? 535 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,520 You're good at calling people names, aren't you? 536 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,200 The "Be Kind Crew". 537 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:48,640 What's wrong with being kind? 538 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,680 Nothing. Just some people think it only applies to them. 539 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,960 Oh, here he is. 540 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:55,240 The head's grandson. Aw! You what? 541 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,200 You really think we wouldn't find out about that? 542 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,920 CAT SIGHS That is embarrassing. 543 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,000 Listen to it. 544 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,960 It just wants some attention. 545 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,320 "It"? Oh! 546 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,440 Sorry, are those not your preferred pronouns? 547 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,360 Oh, you've found God as well, have you? 548 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,880 You've been brainwashed too. 549 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,000 I haven't been brainwashed. 550 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,080 Yeah, because you'd have to have a brain to do that. 551 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,720 All we want is to be listened to. 552 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,360 For religion to be treated with a little bit of respect, 553 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,120 just like everything else is. 554 00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,920 And you do that by painting on windows? 555 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,280 SHE SCOFFS Do you realise how lame that is? 556 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,440 You push us, we push back. 557 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,200 Cry more, angry little Jesus. 558 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,960 Quiet down, clown. You're pathetic. 559 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,120 This isn't about God. 560 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:34,480 This is about hate. Yeah. You hating on religion. 561 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,360 It's not even nearly the same. 562 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,960 You choose your religion. 563 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,840 You can't choose your sexuality. 564 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,480 SCHUEY SCOFFS Whatever. 565 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,680 There's time for your safe spaces, 566 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,600 your fancy little rainbows, 567 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,600 all that healthy relationship garbage this morning, 568 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,080 All while they take our prayer room. 569 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,600 After what happened to my sister? Here we go. 570 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,840 Sorry, what was that? 571 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,840 I don't know, maybe if she was better at choosing boyfriends. 572 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,640 Seriously? You're sick. 573 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,040 Sorry, what is wrong with you all? 574 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,040 My sister was abused and you think that's funny? 575 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,440 You're actually laughing at that? 576 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:11,640 All of you, you're just a bunch of not-right Jesus freaks. 577 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,200 You need to stop talking. 578 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,920 You and your little maniacs 579 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,440 can bang on all you want about your silly Bible, 580 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,520 but no-one cares. 581 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,600 That's why no-one's listening to you. 582 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,800 You and your cult are pathetic. 583 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,280 What is he doing? 584 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,600 Keep going! LAUGHTER 585 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,000 Are you listening now? Hey! 586 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,880 Hey, what's going on? 587 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,960 Oi! 588 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,680 HE BLOWS WHISTLE That's enough. Break it up! 589 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,920 I told you, I'm not moving. 590 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,360 Hunger strike too, is it? 591 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,400 Lunchtime. 592 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,280 I must say, 593 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,080 the food is a lot better than it used to be. 594 00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:15,280 What is it you actually teach? 595 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,000 I mean, you are a teacher, right? 596 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,280 Mr... 597 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,440 Mr Rimmer. 598 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,120 In a past life. 599 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,640 Now I'm a counsellor/therapist. 600 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,440 You really don't want to hear the whole title. 601 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,760 So that's what you do in here, therapy? 602 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,760 So, like, anyone that's got a problem, 603 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,520 they can come to you and you can solve it? 604 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,320 If only it were that simple. 605 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,920 My religion is my therapy. 606 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:53,280 And if I have questions, I'd come in here and find the answers in God. 607 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,000 You can still do that. 608 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,040 This space can be whatever you need it to be. 609 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,040 So you're playing God? Absolutely not. 610 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,680 I don't have the qualifications. 611 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,320 This thing that you're doing - 612 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,200 and I fully respect your right to do it - 613 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,200 but I'm just wondering, what is it you hope to achieve? 614 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,600 Well, sir, if someone took something from you, 615 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,440 something that really meant something to you, 616 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,080 would you be OK with it? 617 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,880 No, I wouldn't. 618 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,440 Right. 619 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,560 Well, this is just me saying that it's not OK. 620 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,680 And I don't really care if you think that it's stupid. 621 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,280 I don't. Or pointless. 622 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,280 If we don't stand for something, we stand for nothing. 623 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,520 I think you're right. 624 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,120 SHE CHUCKLES 625 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,760 Are you just saying that because you want your desk back? 626 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,800 Partly. 627 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,080 But I'm also saying it because I couldn't agree more. 628 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,280 I think you make a fair point. I think you make it well. 629 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,400 And I'm quite happy to take it to Mrs Drake. 630 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,520 OK. 631 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,360 Right, well, 632 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,240 you know you have to do it now, don't you, sir? 633 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,800 Because God's never not listening. 634 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,440 Hmm. 635 00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:39,200 Oh, Jesus. 636 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,200 No way! 637 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,880 I literally just saw it. 638 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,280 Is that what I think it is? 639 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,280 Yeah. I thought I was seeing things. 640 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,760 One of the kids must have dropped it. 641 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,160 One of the kids? You think? 642 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:01,120 Well, don't you? 643 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,040 DOOR CLOSES 644 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,680 Hi, Mr Todd. Hi, Mr Todd. 645 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,920 STUDENTS CHATTER 646 00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,960 Outside the staff toilets? 647 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,400 This is insane. 648 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,200 So what are you going to do now? 649 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,200 Speak to Stella, follow procedure. 650 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,160 We need to find out whose this is. 651 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,480 BELL RINGS 652 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,280 As I explained to your colleague earlier, 653 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,440 if I'd have wanted them to come tomorrow, 654 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,680 I would have ordered them for tomorrow, wouldn't I? 655 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,160 Marc! Well, it makes perfect sense to me. 656 00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,440 Hang on. Marc, what exactly are you going to tell her? 657 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,360 I hate people. How can I help you? Can she spare five minutes? 658 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,880 No, actually, I'm afraid she can't. 659 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,920 She's... She's had to pop away and deal with something. 660 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,080 Maybe we should come back later. 661 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,680 Yes, yes, I'm still here. 662 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,560 I mean, we don't even know what it is yet. 663 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:58,760 Could just be kids messing about, 664 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,360 and then we're going to look really stupid. 665 00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,760 Look, if you're going to put me on hold again, 666 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:07,240 at least provide some appropriate hold music. 667 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,600 I don't know. Have you got any thrash metal? 668 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,960 Come back in a bit, Marc. 669 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:14,320 I'm sure she'll find some time for her Teacher of the Year. 670 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,760 I'll catch up with her later. 671 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,920 You've been back one day. 672 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,280 One day! But this was all him, Miss. 673 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:34,200 Miss. You weren't listening to us, so we had to do something. 674 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,520 I'm not even going to listen to any point you're trying to make 675 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,840 until every little bit of that black paint is cleaned up. 676 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,000 But you're never going to listen. 677 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,720 I beg your pardon? You're a hypocrite. 678 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,480 You need to remember who you're talking to. 679 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,360 You bang on about how inclusive this place is, but it's not. 680 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,000 You've already picked a side. Don't test me, Ben. You'll lose. 681 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,360 Can't lose if you're not trying to win. 682 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,600 Fine. Detention. 683 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,640 LAUGHTER 684 00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:59,000 Those involved will spend the rest of the day cleaning up this mess. 685 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,240 And after you finish, 686 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:02,280 we will be discussing further punishment. 687 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,120 Oh, can you take over, Joseph? 688 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,160 No problem. 689 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:08,200 Right. You heard what Mrs Drake said. You will be getting a call... 690 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,080 I know this is probably a really good time. 691 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:12,280 For what? 692 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,520 Another problem. 693 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:14,760 It's Hope. 694 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:16,720 Oh, I'm sorry, Wendy, but would you be bringing this 695 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,480 to my attention if she wasn't my granddaughter? 696 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,160 Well, she didn't turn up for her lessons, 697 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,760 and nobody's seen her, so I thought you might like to know. 698 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:25,200 Thank you. 699 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,880 Hey! 700 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,440 Now, that is a face of a teacher who's been here a few years, 701 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:37,720 not a few hours. 702 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,440 Oh, mate. 703 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:42,080 Do you know the expression caught between a rock and a hard place? 704 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,400 Oh, don't say that. 705 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,640 I knew I shouldn't have walked down this corridor. 706 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,600 Now, look, I know obviously 707 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,160 all schools deal with things differently. 708 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,760 Yeah, I know, but look, if you've got a problem, 709 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,320 then you meet it head-on. You know, you talk to SMT. 710 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,400 It's a pretty big problem. 711 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,840 I saw Mr Todd... 712 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,000 HE SIGHS 713 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,040 ..with drugs. 714 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,520 What? I know. 715 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,160 The Teacher of the Year. 716 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,960 Are you actually being serious? 717 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:21,160 I saw them fall out of his pocket outside the toilets. 718 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,600 He sort of pretended he'd just found him, but... 719 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,200 ..I was in his classroom this morning, and he was struggling. 720 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,680 And then, just like that, he's bouncing. 721 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,080 DONTE SIGHS 722 00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:36,440 You can ask the kids. 723 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,680 DONTE SIGHS 724 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,000 Look, I might have got it wrong. 725 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,920 I mean, this is Marc Todd we're talking about. 726 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,400 Do you know what? Will you please just forget I said anything? 727 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,000 Look, I don't think I can. 728 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,160 You know, there's procedures in place. 729 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,040 You know, safeguarding. 730 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,400 I mean, I've got kids here. 731 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,160 Look, I'll tell you what. 732 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:02,160 I'll keep your name out of it... 733 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,760 ..but this needs to be dealt with. 734 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,080 I just can't believe Marc would be so stupid. 735 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,160 Yeah, well, if I've learned anything, 736 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,960 people will always surprise you with just how stupid they can be. 737 00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,000 Yeah. 738 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,040 DOOR OPENS 739 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,600 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 740 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:27,040 KNOCK ON DOOR 741 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,080 Hope. 742 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,400 I'll be honest, with a lot of years under my belt, 743 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,800 I know that toilets maybe aren't the best place to hide in a school. 744 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,760 And I'm not great at speaking through doors. 745 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,200 You should be in lessons. 746 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:47,800 SHE SIGHS 747 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,040 I know you just think I'm being stupid, 748 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,200 and I talk too much - a lot too much - 749 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,400 but the musical... 750 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,720 I can't keep repeating myself. 751 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:58,440 I cannot be seen to be giving you special treatment. 752 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,440 I know, but I'm not anything here. I'm nothing. 753 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,960 It's your first day, Hope! 754 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,720 Yeah, well, even if I make friends, what's the point? 755 00:38:05,720 --> 00:38:07,880 They're all going to forget me when I'm at a different school. 756 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:10,880 You're going to be in this school for a long time. 757 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,960 Mum said that about my last school. 758 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,760 Look, I...I know how difficult things have been 759 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,040 for you and your brother. 760 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:23,360 We're bulletproof. That's what he says. 761 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,680 We've got each other and no-one else matters. 762 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,120 Even if Mum goes away for a bit, she always comes back. 763 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,440 And now you have me too. 764 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,480 Yeah, but here, you're just the head teacher. 765 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:33,840 You keep saying it. 766 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:38,360 And I'm OK when people laugh at me. Whatever. I don't even care. 767 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,880 They can't stop me from trying to be what I want to be, can they? 768 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,160 When I was your age, people tried telling me all the time 769 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,040 that I couldn't be what I wanted to be. 770 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,800 What did you want to be? 771 00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,920 Wonder Woman. 772 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,000 Sadly, that role was taken, 773 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,960 so I became the next best thing - head teacher. 774 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,600 Life is about proving people wrong, Hope. 775 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:10,920 And when you do it, there is no better feeling in this world. 776 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,040 SHE SIGHS 777 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,640 Yeah, well, I'd better get to lesson. 778 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,560 Nobody likes a drama queen. 779 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,480 BELL RINGS 780 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,080 They came to me because they're worried about the situation. 781 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:37,440 Well, who exactly are they? 782 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:40,480 I'm sorry, but I promised that I'd keep their name out of it. 783 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,480 They were concerned that a teacher was using drugs in school. 784 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,640 So I'm supposed to conduct an investigation 785 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,400 based on a nameless source? 786 00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,280 But if drugs have been brought into this school, 787 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,400 then I thought you should know. 788 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:53,120 Of course I need to know, but this is Marc. 789 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,880 Marc Todd! Yeah, I know. 790 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,320 I suppose you just never know who anyone really is. 791 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,600 No, you just see what they want you to see, right? Mm. 792 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,680 HE SIGHS 793 00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,880 So? What happens next? 794 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,320 Well, an allegation's been made. 795 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,240 We'll have to follow school procedure. 796 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,280 Thank you. 797 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,480 You all right? 798 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,200 Ah. They've put you on supervision duty too, I see. 799 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,480 Yep. My day just keeps getting better and better. Hm. 800 00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,920 This is so unfair. They did this, not us. 801 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,520 Maybe if you didn't start stamping your feet 802 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,880 like an angry little activist. 803 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,440 Maybe if you hadn't started mouthing off for no reason. 804 00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,000 Maybe if you did less talking and more cleaning, 805 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,600 you'd be done a lot quicker. 806 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,440 Yeah. You two obviously rubbed each other up the wrong way, 807 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,280 so perhaps you'd be better if you stayed out of each other's way. 808 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,840 Not being funny, but she's been winding me up all day. 809 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,320 Well, that's not a good start. 810 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,960 Living rent-free in her head, sir. 811 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:20,640 Making fun about PSHE. 812 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,040 Well, it is funny. 813 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:23,160 And childish. 814 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,000 It was like she was laughing about Libby. 815 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,680 Hold on. I didn't say anything about your sister. 816 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,720 She's been giving it the big "I am" all day because of a rainbow. 817 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,920 What's wrong with the rainbow? 818 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,920 Then she was on Schuey's side about his pathetic prayer room. 819 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,600 Well, I hate playing devil's advocate... 820 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,960 Oh, be careful, sir. 821 00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,920 If you want to be an advocate to that fella, 822 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,440 you're probably on the wrong side already. 823 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,800 I'm just saying, you know, Schuey might have a point. 824 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,040 Yeah. 825 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,360 The wrong one. 826 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,480 KNOCK ON DOOR Come in. 827 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,960 Mr Todd is here. 828 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,880 Thank you. Er, Marc, if you'd like to take a seat, please. 829 00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,800 I wanted to see you, actually. 830 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,200 I came to your office earlier. 831 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,200 Um... 832 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,640 Sorry, what are they doing here? 833 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,480 I thought it best that your union rep was present. 834 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,520 What? 835 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:15,840 Sorry, is this...is this a wind-up? Am I being recorded or something? 836 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,680 Marc, we've had a report that you've got drugs on you. 837 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:19,920 You're actually serious? 838 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,360 I need you to empty your pockets. 839 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,040 Well, that's why I came to see you. 840 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,320 Um... I found something outside the loos at lunch. 841 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,360 SHE SIGHS 842 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,920 Hang on... 843 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:35,240 You don't honestly think that that is mine? 844 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,400 Stella, come on. 845 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,560 I've spoken to LADO. 846 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,280 We have no choice but to suspend you, pending a full investigation. 847 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,560 What? You're serious? 848 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,160 I have to follow school procedure. 849 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,360 Stella, please! You know me! 850 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,520 I have to keep this formal. But... 851 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,320 This will go to the appropriate bodies now, 852 00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,840 so we have to let the investigation run its course. What? 853 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,040 You'll be able to put your side of the story across during the inquiry. 854 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:00,960 I don't believe this. 855 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,920 So what happens now? Is someone going to escort me off the premises? 856 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,720 Given the severity of the accusation, 857 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:07,800 we have no option but to call the police. 858 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,200 The police? Marc, you were found with drugs on your person. 859 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,920 It would be the same for anyone. 860 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,040 Hey, you've missed a bit. 861 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:24,400 Whoa! LAUGHTER 862 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,200 Easy, tiger. 863 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,560 We need more water, sir. 864 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,520 Right, well, you know where the tap is. 865 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,000 Come on. Nice and quick. 866 00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,080 You know, if you'd just talk to me... 867 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:39,400 And say what? 868 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,960 Well, how you're feeling. 869 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,360 If you talk about a problem, then you can work out a solution. 870 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,760 The solution is fighting back. 871 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,240 Standing up for what we believe in. That's what Agnes reckons. 872 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:55,320 Yeah, well, there are ways of doing things. 873 00:43:55,320 --> 00:44:00,720 Sir, if someone was to say to you that you can't be you any more, 874 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:01,920 how would you feel? 875 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,280 Nobody is saying that you can't be you. 876 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,440 Yes, they are. 877 00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,880 It's like I'd finally found something that made me feel... 878 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,040 What? 879 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:17,320 Forget about it. No. Feel what? 880 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:22,080 Like I'm not on my own any more. 881 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:28,920 But the thing is, nobody was consulted. 882 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,040 If the trust can just drop religion, then what else can it just drop? Mm. 883 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:35,520 Well, I'm afraid religion is a nuanced subject, Mr Charles. 884 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,600 Nuanced? 885 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,800 It means complicated. 886 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,480 Yeah, I know what it means, Iz! 887 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,880 Temper, temper. 888 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,000 Like father, like daughter. 889 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,720 Hold on a minute, I ain't got a temper. 890 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:45,720 If you had your way, you'd still be using the cane. 891 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,360 Oh! Calling me old-school, are you? 892 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,800 No, no, not old-school, just old, mate. 893 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,440 Ohh! 894 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,920 Well, sorry, we all can't be fit, young PE teachers. 895 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,120 Oh, I'm sorry, have you got a problem with PE now? 896 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,920 Ha-ha! It's physical education. It's the kind of subject 897 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,120 you give to people who can't teach proper subjects. 898 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,480 Oh! You're a history teacher. 899 00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,280 Your job is remembering dates that no-one cares about. Heh. 900 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:25,040 Schuey's well aware of the disruption 901 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,400 his actions have caused today and he accepts his punishment. 902 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,840 You're on very thin ice, young man. 903 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,960 If anything like this ever happens again... 904 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,840 It won't. Will it? 905 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,840 Miss, when I'm in church, 906 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,680 I'm there and I feel... 907 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,320 ..calm. 908 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,000 And for the first time in my life, my head ain't going crazy. 909 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,600 I just forget about everything else that's happened and... 910 00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,160 I know I don't matter here... 911 00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:58,840 Everyone matters in this school, Schuey. 912 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,480 ..but it's like I've finally found something good. 913 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,160 And it felt like it was just taken away from me. 914 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,800 So I snapped, and I know I shouldn't have, and I am sorry. 915 00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:16,160 Well, thank you for the apology. 916 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,000 With that in mind, I think it may be prudent 917 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,280 to review the guidelines on dismissing religion outright. 918 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:27,800 I don't know what that means. Just, just... 919 00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,120 It means that I'll take a second look, 920 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,880 see if there's room for manoeuvre. 921 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,080 So...the assembly, the rap...? 922 00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,720 That's not happening. 923 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:40,440 But outside of school time, whatever you believe, 924 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,400 feel free to sing it from the rooftops. 925 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,480 I've never touched drugs in my life. 926 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,680 It doesn't make sense. 927 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,480 I found it outside the toilets with Darius 928 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:57,720 and then suddenly I'm being pulled into Stella's office and suspended. 929 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,200 What? 930 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,880 I think he's thrown me under the bus. 931 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,920 No! Yeah. I'm serious, Nish. 932 00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,440 I keep thinking, if they weren't my drugs, then... 933 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:13,040 Whoa, Marc, come on. That is a bit of a leap, that. 934 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,880 Are you sure you're not being paranoid? 935 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,520 No, I just picked them up before he could. 936 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,480 Yeah, but... If he'd have dropped them, then... 937 00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,240 I mean, come on... 938 00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,480 When we found them, he was trying to blame it on the kids. 939 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,320 It was weird, like something wasn't right with him. 940 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,960 It's his first day at work. 941 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:32,240 Maybe...maybe he can't believe what's happened. 942 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:33,280 No. 943 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,480 All right, listen, Marc... 944 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,960 You need to... You need to go home... 945 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,280 Listen. You need to go home, you need to talk to a lawyer, 946 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,440 your rep, yeah? 947 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:50,200 Look, look, you've done nothing wrong and you know the truth, yeah? 948 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,760 It's only the truth if the right people believe it. 949 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,360 Maybe you're right, but I'm telling you, 950 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,080 there is something not right about him. 951 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,040 Like, whatever we had going on, it wasn't that. 952 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,240 Seriously, could they be any more cringe? 953 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,680 This morning, that was my bad. 954 00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,000 But I seriously wasn't laughing at your sister. 955 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,600 That almost sounded like an apology. 956 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,520 But what Tyler said... 957 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:40,160 ..Schuey... Yeah, that was bang out of order. 958 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:44,120 I don't even care about religion. People can believe what they want. 959 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,680 I don't even know what I believe. 960 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,800 I know it sounds stupid, but... 961 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,760 ..I think I have to believe in some sort of heaven 962 00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,240 cos if I don't, then... 963 00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,160 ..then I won't ever see my mum again, and it's just like... 964 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,400 That doesn't sound stupid. 965 00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,120 You know, they actually look like 966 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:06,920 they're not about to kill each other. Hm. 967 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,840 Well, I'm guessing Cat's backed down. 968 00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:13,280 Well, she's actually quite mature. 969 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,040 She's old for her years, that one. 970 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,760 Hold on, are you saying that Izzy isn't?! 971 00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,600 This doesn't mean we're friends. 972 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:25,960 IZZY SCOFFS Friends? 973 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,400 Oh, no, you had your big day. 974 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,160 You can go back to being a saddo now. 975 00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,680 BELL RINGS 976 00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,240 OK, thanks, guys. Get home safe. 977 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,320 You know, you really didn't need to come in. 978 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,360 Clean-up job and a detention? I'd say you got pretty lucky. 979 00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,840 I'm sorry, it's just... 980 00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,240 When I hear he's been in trouble, the alarm bells start to go. 981 00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:06,560 Right. Well, lucky or not, it's... it's dealt with now, isn't it? 982 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,600 Is it? Oh, Mike. 983 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,200 What? He defaces a rainbow and that's not raising any flags? 984 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,800 Oh, come on. 985 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,320 Come on, this... this is not homophobic. 986 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,320 No, no, his religion was being challenged. 987 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,440 What? You... You don't believe that? 988 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,920 Oh, come on, he's only just found religion. 989 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,560 It could be something else next week, Joe. 990 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,880 No... If you talk to him properly... 991 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,000 Like you do. 992 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,960 No, I just... I listened to him, and so did Stella, 993 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:36,280 and today, right, he's just lashing out. 994 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:38,440 Yeah, the trouble with Schuey, 995 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,680 when he lashes out, he doesn't miss, does he? 996 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:44,760 I'll meet you outside. 997 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,960 Not exactly SAS, were you, sir? 998 00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:58,080 Just googled you and it said you only worked 999 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,360 at some army recruitment centre. 1000 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,640 I said I was in the Royal Marines. I didn't say which part. 1001 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,640 What did you do? Give out free pens? 1002 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:05,760 Ha! 1003 00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,600 And free advice. 1004 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,600 Don't be silly enough to take everything at face value. 1005 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,120 I did my years of service 1006 00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,440 and then I followed a different path. 1007 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,080 It's funny you didn't mention that in class. 1008 00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:17,800 I didn't lie. 1009 00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:21,480 And as I said earlier, in this world, the aesthetic is everything. 1010 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:22,680 The what? 1011 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,800 MR DONOVAN SCOFFS The aesthetic. How things look. 1012 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,680 Shiny and new and attractive. 1013 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,920 Your generation should know all about that. 1014 00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,640 You write your own story in life, Ashton. 1015 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,480 Go big...or go home. 1016 00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,200 There weren't too many Agnes Ecclestons 1017 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:47,520 last time I was a teacher. 1018 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,920 SHE CHUCKLES You met your match already? 1019 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,320 Well, every day's a school day. 1020 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,480 But what she was saying... 1021 00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,320 Is not without validity. 1022 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:59,000 I've already taken steps to find somewhere else for the prayer room. 1023 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,840 Proactive. Not reactive. 1024 00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,520 Well, sometimes it's good to hear what the kids are saying. 1025 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,880 I suppose your next battle is with the trust. 1026 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,640 I've made my decision. 1027 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,800 They won't like me backtracking on religion, 1028 00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,200 but I'll find another way to increase the numbers. 1029 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,680 I believe you. Mm. 1030 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:20,320 I still can't believe what's just happened. 1031 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,880 I've been suspended. 1032 00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,880 Oh, no. Seriously? 1033 00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:26,320 Yeah. So... 1034 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:27,800 ..you need to put it right. 1035 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,800 You were there, Darius. You've got to tell them the truth. 1036 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,840 Mm. 1037 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:35,760 Sounds like it might be a bit late for that, though, don't it? 1038 00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,800 What? 1039 00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:39,680 I-I might never work again. 1040 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,160 You've been shadowing me all day, acting like you're my mate, 1041 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:45,120 and now you're going to stab me in the back? 1042 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,160 Wow. 1043 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,840 Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? 1044 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,080 Suppose I won't be, er... shadowing you any more, will I? 1045 00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:54,680 HE SNIGGERS 1046 00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,680 Are you laughing at me? 1047 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,040 God, no. 1048 00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,280 Marc, no. 1049 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,160 How could anybody laugh at the Teacher of the Year? 1050 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:12,680 Agnes! 1051 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:17,440 Hey. I, er...did what you said. 1052 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:18,920 I heard what you did. 1053 00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,400 Yeah, you wanted me to prove how much God meant to me. 1054 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,640 Attacking things doesn't prove anything. 1055 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,480 W-wait... You did a protest. 1056 00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,560 Peacefully. 1057 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,120 I thought you'd be happy. 1058 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,680 Well, I'm glad you found your voice, Schuey. 1059 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,680 I'm just not happy with how you used it. 1060 00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,840 Well, I wasn't just standing up for me. 1061 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:41,560 I was standing up for us. 1062 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,280 I know. 1063 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,040 And I love that. 1064 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:50,760 I really do. 1065 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:51,920 So you're not mad? 1066 00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,720 Judge not that ye not be judged. 1067 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,400 You know whatever mad path you were on before? 1068 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,080 You're on a different one now. 1069 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,600 With me. Hm. 1070 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,560 I'm in the musical. I still can't believe it. 1071 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,520 Miss Chambers must have been impressed. 1072 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:12,240 Yeah, obvs, but I thought you might have said something, too. 1073 00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:15,520 Oh, someone might have mentioned there was a small role going, 1074 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,320 but, er, it won't be centre stage. 1075 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,160 Yeah, but it's still on the stage. 1076 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,120 Can we just go home? 1077 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,360 Yes, but first, I would like to say something to you both. 1078 00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:26,120 Anything we haven't heard before? 1079 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,520 It's fair to say that I'm a bit out of practice, 1080 00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,160 but I'm going to do my best to make this work. 1081 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:36,000 But it's only going to work if we're all on the same page. 1082 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,320 Me? I can't wait to read the rest of the book. 1083 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:41,960 See what I did there? I do jokes too. 1084 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,320 Maybe stick to the singing. 1085 00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,280 You're probably still not sure about me, 1086 00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,480 but I'm going to do everything in my power to prove you wrong - 1087 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,080 that I'm not the monster you secretly think I am. 1088 00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,280 "Secretly"? 1089 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,360 When it comes down to it, Ben, 1090 00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:59,960 it's only as temporary as you want it to be. 1091 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,920 If you keep kicking back, 1092 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:04,400 there's only so many detentions I can put you in. 1093 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,000 It's up to you. 1094 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,400 But do you really want to see your sister uprooted again? 1095 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,200 Not now I'm in the musical. No way. 1096 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,720 We both know how much this means to her. 1097 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,520 You're good. So are you. 1098 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,960 Maybe we've got more in common than you think. 1099 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,200 Maybe. 1100 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,080 BOOMING MUSIC IN DISTANCE 1101 00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:29,400 What the hell is that? 1102 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,480 CHEERING 1103 00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,920 Yo, let me get some energy! Make some noise! 1104 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,360 CHEERING 1105 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:53,800 and we're kicking down doors 1106 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:55,800 fighting in brawls 1107 00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,520 And the demon falls 1108 00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:00,880 ..when all else fails. 1109 00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,240 CHEERING 1110 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,920 End of your rainbow 1111 00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,440 Humble brag 1112 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,200 CHEERING 1113 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,680 My feet are planted on the ground 1114 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:43,000 I know that Boz is with Him now 1115 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,400 but I hope I do him proud 1116 00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:50,240 CHEERING 1117 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,000 Thank you!